We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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