I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
