The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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