I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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