sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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