actually, I'm a sock model
My pussy is not your playground.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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