life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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