I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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