I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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