Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm passing your future prison.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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