Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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