Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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