Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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