the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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