He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
This toilet bowl is my home.
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