____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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