Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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