He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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