do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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