he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
