I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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