I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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