he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
