Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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