Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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