I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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