where does the pee come out of this thing
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
All the doctor said was why
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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