i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
