k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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