I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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