That's when you crack a 10am beer
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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