Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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