There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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