thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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