Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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