he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
There's always time for handjobs
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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