forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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