508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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