Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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