Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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