If that was your dad, he is hot
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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