Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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