No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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