Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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