I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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