hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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