No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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