So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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