you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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