You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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