we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
did i just pee glitter
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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