we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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