Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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