There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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