then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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