he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
we're making bets on your personal life
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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