At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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